Piranha (2010)

I remember watching MTV years ago and thinking, “It’d be nice if everyone on MTV’s Spring Break died in a fire. A horrible, painful fire. That would bring me a moment of fleeting joy.” Well, Piranha doesn’t break any new ground in horror movies, but I do get to see my MTV Death Wish played out with prehistoric fish instead of fire. Hundreds of douche bags, both male and female, get their skin ripped from their bodies in a giant orgy of blood. A good horror movie sets up despicable characters in the first half that you really want to … Continue reading Piranha (2010)