Newt’s School for the Urban Youth

Hi, I’m Newt Gingrich, current Republican front runner and the man most deserving to be your next president. I’m the smart one. You remember the nineties, right? I totally nailed it. I should have been president ten minutes after Bill whipped his little Willy out, right? It’s like I always say “Keep searching until you find the kind of wife who’ll do what go to a mistresses for,”—that’s what keeps a marriage sacred. Life’s short and you should never wait. Right, Marianne, er, Callista?   Anyway,  I crap more ideas than Einstein’s diarrhetic. I’ve written books. True to life tales … Continue reading Newt’s School for the Urban Youth