Teal Polo Shirt. Topsiders. Fuzzy Sweater Around Waist. Mousse in Hair. The Year Of Fun is Dressed to Kill, Day ’80-Style.

1. Precede Every Sentence With ‘Some Say’ for Faux News Credibility.

2. Blame It On Cain. Don’t Blame It On Me.

3. What Up, 6-8-5-0-2?
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Weather Today: Dress For The H-Bomb.