Over The Boulder Hold Her Shoulder, Day 96, Yo MTV Fun Year!
1. It’s Three Minutes to Midnight, Do You Know Where Your Doomsday Clock Is?
2. I’m The Loni Anderson of Drinking. And You’re The Burt Reynolds of Drunks.
3. Under The Wire—My Life As A Pro Limbo Dancer by ‘Big Wheels’ Matt, Quadriplegic Limbo Champ, ’87-’93.
Huh? Whazzat? Oh, I’m still on vacation.