A Bag of Warm, Viscous Fluid in A Cheep Plastic Microwave, Day ’98 in The Year of Fun.

1. ‘Sploytation Day. Pick a Trope and ‘Sploytate.

2. Soup Flavored Ice Cream for True Ice Cream Soup.

3. ‘Everybody Remembers A 140 Degree Day.’
—Stringer Bell in Hell.

’97 Bottles of Weird on The Wall, ’97 Days of Fun. YOFO.

1. Ee-Wee
or IIWII
or It Is What It Is.
Man.

2. Replace Head With TV For Next Gen Virtual ‘Life’.

3. “This Whipped Cream Is Best Served With Nipples”
—Uncle Al’s Alcohol Whipping Creamed Shooters.