The Temperature At Which Carmel Camelizes, Day 102, The Humping Year.

1. “Today’s Land Lines Are Tomorrow’s Boat Anchors.”–Tagline to LandBoats, My Old Electronics Recycling Center.

2. Pretend Golf Is Actually Deep Day.

3. Competitive Freestyle Jarts.

Pop Culture Today: Hey, that Bates Motel is starting to come around.