A Feather Duster in the Nose, Day 107 in the Year of Achooo.

1. Malapropism Day.
It’s A Real Treat for Your Fears.

2. Take Q Meter Reading for Cult of Personality Application.

3. Fun Time for Me and My Dumb Brain
–Make Belgian Waffles,
–New Scalp Massage Lotion,
–Plan to Take Over The World.