Informing You on How Many Days We’re Into 2013, Day 108 in The Fun Year.

1. Use Stray Worries to Power The Psychic SETI Project.

2. Set Off Fireworks, Injuring Children, to Gain Sympathy/Support for Third-Rate Sports Team.

3. Weak News ‘Jokes’ Day.
“Wow, West Texas Sure Is Serious About Illegal Aliens.”

“Maybe Senators Need A Background Check.”

“Red Beans and Ricin for Dinner Again?”

Pop Culture Last Night: Saw John Dies At The End. See It, The Weird Ideas From 10 Movies Woven Together In A Donnie Darko Ghostbusters.