Your Recommended Daily Allowance of Warm Ice Cream Soup, Day 110 in The Fun Fun.
1. Retract Moratoriums on 420/Hitler’s Birthday Jokes.
2. Wow, That Hitler Must Have Been Stoned ALL THE TIME, huh?
3. What Am I Radicalizing Today?
–A Foreign Baby.
–Stories About The End of The World.
–Hitler/420-Related Doritos Jokes.
Remember, only you can prevent, um, that for which you have direct or indirect ‘preventing’ control.
Or forest fires.