Fake Products for The Real World, Day 114, The Fake Plastic Tree of Fun.
1. LiveBulk–An Unjustly Enriched Powdered Protein Shake Blend, The Breakfast of One-Balled Champions.
2. Lip Service–A Boutique Experience for Your Box. Vajazzeling, Rejuvenation And Lasers.
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3. #1stworldproblemsolvers–First World Problem Solving At A First World Prices.
‘Just Buy Another One.’