How Many Squares Do You See? Day 124 of The Year in Fun.

1. May The Sex Be With You. (In 2 Days)

2. A Key.
What?
A Keeeeyy.
A-What?
A Key.
(Laugh in Spanish Accent.)*

3. America’s Love Affair With Bacon Ends Suddenly On Rec Room Floor—The Onionish.

*A Short Homage to Fawlty Towers.