The Couch-Bound Icarus, Clipped and Pedicured, 126 Days Into This Here Year of Fun. 1. Finish Application to Forbes 500 Poorest List. Need Old Newspapers, Usable Blood and A Stamp. 2. Recalculate Inspiration Index to Include More Perspiration, Less Exasperation. 3. This Week’s News This Morning: Mon–Man Staples Nuts, Writes Song, Becomes YouTube Sensation, Gets Pistachio Commercial, Millionaire by 5, Bath Salt Addict and Broke by 8:30pm. Tues–Nut Stapling Incidents Overrun Nation’s Hospitals. Summer of The Nut Proclaimed by Nation’s Media, 47 Pro-Nut Bills Passed in Special Session. Wed–Syria Starts WW3 by Bombing Israel. (Sect. C23, NYT) Thurs–Nation’s Nut Stapling … Continue reading The Couch-Bound Icarus, Clipped and Pedicured, 126 Days Into This Here Year of Fun.