One of The Flies on The Wall at The Amnityville House, Day 127, The Deer of Puns.

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One of The Flies on The Wall at The Amnityville House, Day 127, The Deer of Puns.

1. Untuck My “I ❤ My Low Level Depression" T-Shirt.

2. Artie, Choke The Hearts of Darkness.

3. Stop Time.
Read Every Book, Hear Every Song, Watch Every Movie.
Know True Depths of Cultural Mediocracy.
Start Time.
Freak World Out With 2 Jillion Year Old Man.

Nostalgia Today:
Waterbeds, Anybody Got One?
Do They Still Sell 'Em?
Can I Fill 'Em With Warm Jello?
(Nostalgia Today Will Not 'Google' To Find Out.)

Other Uses For Fireworks Fillings:
Hillbilly Crank.
World's Longest Burning Snake.
The Exploding Fingers Mariachi Band.
Use To Clean/Ruin Wok or Pressure Cooker.
Bullshit Teenage Shenanigans.