The Weisenheimer Brainstorm, Day 130 In Touch With Your Year of Fun.
1. Today on ‘Memories of What I Used To Eat,’ A Food Blog:
Misty Water-Covered Chestnuts.
Triple Decker Vienna Sausage French Toast Sadwich.
Pictures Are Overexposed on Purpose.
2. Don’t Forget to Bag The Racked Over Coals of My Heart And Return to Store.
My Heart’s Switching to Frakking for The Big Corporate Payout.
3. Wow, No Number Three Today.
Let’s Be Lame and Blame The Day of The Week.
‘Effin Wed-nes-Day, Right?
It’s What Now?
Today is The Day I Jump The Shark, Sadly.
Strap on The Evil Boweevil Spangled Jumpsuit, Attach The Rocket To Your Crotchet And Blaze A Path to Irrelevance, It’s Ride Time.
Fortunately, Said Jumped Shark is Toothless, Blind, Bloated, On Land, Gassy and A Vegan.