Typing, Not Writing, With Baseball Gloves On, Day 131 Astride The Year of Fun.

1. Just Imagine The Untold Life Stories of Elvis Presley’s Unborn Twin. Live That Life.

2. Nothing Good Comes After The Phrase ‘Can’t Hurt.’ However, Switch The Vowels and You’ve Got A Punk Band or A New Revenge Flower.

3. Be More Erudite When Yelling at Horror Movie Characters On Screen.
“The Swing and Yaw Of Serrated Edge Combined With The Supra Metaphysical-ness of Mister Meyers Render This Photoplay Preposterous in All Manners of The Unquenchable Id’s Journey Toward Tepid Satisfaction.”