48 Bottles of Half-Empty Conditioner, Not One Damn Shampoo Bottle.* Day 135 in The Ears of Sponge.
1. If There’s No Spring, There’s No Spring Cleaning.–Midwestern Origin of the Phrase ‘Hot Mess.’
2. Wanderhouzen–German Phrase Meaning ‘To Move To Avoid Cleaning.’
3. Trim Beard To Show More Cleavage.
‘By The Power of Greyskull!’ Is Today’s Phrase That Annoys.
*Non-Ironic.