Emerging From A Cocoon of Wiry Hair, Beard Mites And Dandruff, This is Day 144 in The Zoo of Fun.

1. Release All The Naked Mole Rats From Their Psychological Cages.

2. My _ife and My Dead _ife.*

3. Places I Almost Always Hawk Up A Giant Loogie On The Exiting Sidewalk:

Burger King.
Kentucky Fried Chicken.

*From the Robyn Hitchcock’s Tiniest Book of Maddeningly Ab-Libs.