Ethiopia’s Number One Lane Bryant, Loosely Wearing The Year of Fun, Day 149.

1. Call Investigator to Reconstruct Last Night’s Joke.

2. Divine Future from The Greasy Imprint of My Beard Doily.

3. Sentences That Mark Both The High and Low Points of A Life:

Last Call for The Three Dollar Buffet.

I Can’t Believe I’m An English Lit College Graduate.

This Is The Best Heroin Ever.

Twenty Lottery Tickets, Please.

I’ll Never Leave You.

Daft Punk is playing old disco at my house, my house.