Waiting for The Call from The Governor to Stop The Execution of This Joke, Day 157, Tasting Metal in The Year of Fun.

1. Send All My Old Trash to Verizon to Help With Surveillance.

2. I Am My Own Worst Frenemy.

3. Develop Blue Rubbing Powder For That Darkens on The Skin Highlighting The Thick Nerve Clusters Beneath.
Then, Smurf Sex Party.