Bringing a Portable Hairdryer to Melt the Glaciers in My Heart, Day 158, Happy Feet in The Year of Fun. 1. Get Noble Peace Prize for Not Saying That Joke. 2. Get New Rascal Scooter for My End-of-Life Crisis. 3. Soon, Clothes Will Be Manufactured Flatter to Appeal to the Increasing Number of Online Shoppers Who Are Slowly Losing Their Depth Perception. #intheyear2000 Depression Today: Ladies may get a monthly visit from Aunt Flo, but for me Crazy Suicidal Uncle Al shows up once a month for a couple of days. I’m PDS-ing. Perennial Depression Syndrome, I Call It. It’s … Continue reading D158