Waiting for The Government to Call, Day 163 Hair Twirling in The Year of Fun.
1. Rejigger DNA to Eliminate Itching, Dandruff.
2. Follow Spam Upstream as They Hatch into The Old Polluted Data Stream.
3. Phrases I Added to Signs at The Zoo Under Animal Diet:
Obnoxious Little Brothers.
(Various Popular Kid Names)
Tony the Tiger Loves Tyler the Toddler.