The Bared Minimum, Day 173 Ankle-Skirting The Year of Fun.
1. Good News ‘People Who Go Outside’ And Vampires–Shorter Days Ahoy!
2. Hookup Gamma Ray Intensifier to Home Theater for Maximum Effect.
3. Animal Crackers: The Profane Language of Disillusioned Catholic Barnyard Critters. *
*Joke May Seem More Convoluted Upon Further Examination.