Lighting Impossibly Short Fuses and Rubbing Sticks Together in the Year of Fizz, Day 185.
1. Use Itching Patterns on Back for Electric Kinetic Art Project.
2. Call Dog Santa. Blankets and Earmuffs for All Dogs this Fourth!
3. Entertainment Not More Cost Effective than Most Fireworks:
Cadillac Demolition Derby.
Live Lion Fights.
Hey, Baby, It’s the Fourth of July. — 15th anniversary of me humming the first line of the song ALLDAYLONG.