The Theater Still Playing Dune at The OctoGooglePlex, Day 187, Fake Butterfingers in The Year of Ike.
1. But, Honey, I’m Turning the Backyard into A Dandelion Weed Museum. — Winner of Today’s Weakest, Hackiest Excuse.
2. Think About The Course of Events That Would Have to Happen to Make Me Go to The Sugar Ray Concert That Didn’t Involve The Gin Blossoms.
3. Reuse Recycle Reapply Dead Skin.
Thank you for enjoying today’s ‘Classic’ in Loo of the holiday weekend.
Or is it?
Also, I know, ‘Loo’ is spelled with too many O’s.