The Eternal 8-Inch Natural Gas Flame, Day 189 Frakking in The Year of Fun.
1. Use Industrial Sieve to Filter Emotions, Chemical Imbalances and Life Out of The Crazy. Then, Bake a Pure Crazy Cake with a Dark Chocolate Frosting. Mmmmmmm….
2. Random Chinese Fire-drill Day.
3. Poop Penthouse (ABC): The Brown, an Exclusive New York Apartment Building, Will Steal Your Soul if You Number Two More than Seven Times in One of The Brown’s Gold-Rimmed Toilets. Spin-Off of 666 Park Ave and Poop Hotel. Stars Terry O’ Quinn. Already Cancelled.
Pop Culture Today: The Replacements are back together singing about Alex Chilton and now a new Big Star album and documentary. No One Can Hurt Me. Love it.