Wyoming’s Red-Headed Step-Escalator, Day 199, Trapped by a Shoelace in The Year of Fun.
Breaking: The Nebraska Cornhuskers start full-time ‘Make A Wish’ Practice.
Over 2,000 Cancer-Afflicted Children score 14,707 Pts. for team.
1. “How Do Ladies Go to the Bathroom in These Pantsuits?” — Elvis’ Last Thought.
2. Nasal Magnetic Implants for Stay in Place Brown Nosing.
3. Wikipedia’s Most Controversial Entries #11-15
11. Pink Elephants.
12. Julian Assange’s Phone Number.
13. Socialism.
14. Who’s Who in The Illuminati.
15. Kittens.
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/07/the-state-of-wyoming-has-2-escalators/277891/