The Hillbilly Royalty of Animal Farm, Day 203, Piggy Wiggling in The Year of Fam.

The Hillbilly Royalty of Animal Farm, Day 203, Piggy Wiggling in The Year of Fam.

1. “It’s A Boy! We Don’t Have to Drown Him!” — Other Kings, Civilizations.

2. Walk Around Making Pronouncements Like Holly Hunter in Top of The Lake.*

3. Q: I Got More Troubles Than (Blank) Got (Blank). Use The CIA Fact Book to Answer.

*Your Body is Intelligent. It Knows More Than You. Listen to Your Body. LISTEN!!! (Sip Herbal Tea. Adjust Wig.)

I hear The Royal Baby really loves Chili-Blasted Funyuns and subjugation. And high contrast photos.