The Hillbilly Royalty of Animal Farm, Day 203, Piggy Wiggling in The Year of Fam.
1. “It’s A Boy! We Don’t Have to Drown Him!” — Other Kings, Civilizations.
2. Walk Around Making Pronouncements Like Holly Hunter in Top of The Lake.*
3. Q: I Got More Troubles Than (Blank) Got (Blank). Use The CIA Fact Book to Answer.
*Your Body is Intelligent. It Knows More Than You. Listen to Your Body. LISTEN!!! (Sip Herbal Tea. Adjust Wig.)
I hear The Royal Baby really loves Chili-Blasted Funyuns and subjugation. And high contrast photos.