The 3-D Rotoscoped CGI Photo Realistic Charlie Brown, Day 206, Great, Not Good, Grief in The Year of Fun.
1. ‘The Right Way to Anywhere’ — The GPS System for People Too Lazy or Panicky to Make A Left-Hand Turn.*
2. Contact The Silver Fox Surfer with The Harmonic Convergence of Neuropathy in Fingers and Toes.
3. Monopoly 2021:
Three Minutes to Play with Added ‘Businessman’s Friend’ Expansion. (A Cornucopia of Wall Street Grade Cocaine.)
All Digital: Board, Pieces, Money, Concepts, Identity Theft, Family Arguments.
Properties Mostly Just Disney Teen Stars, Infomercial Products.
Poorer Players Can’t Pass Go, Deal with The Bank or Draw Any Trust Fund Chest Cards. The Poorest Player is Always the Blinged-Out Cell Phone.
Physical Doritos — The Name of Taco Bell Monopoly Tie-In.
Game Still Boring. Really, Really Boring.
Apparently, part of the plot of the new Wolverine movie, Wolverine has to decide to stop being immortal. First off, totally relatable. Second, I’d take a century or two to decide, no rush.
*Who hasn’t cancelled a trip due to crossing more than one lane of traffic to get there? Right? right? Stupid doctor, right?