Feeling Guilty About My Lack of Guilt About That Murder of My Mostly Guilty Guilt Feelings, Day 217, Not Innocent in The Year of Fun.

1. Personalizing Today’s News:
Suspend My A-Rod.
Bulger My Whitey.
Terrorize My Embassy. (Red Level)

2. Randomly Follow A Dude Wearing a Suit Day.

3. “Put the Stripper Scene in the Promo, Then Everyone will Think Full Frontal, They’ll Line Up Around the Block” — The Miller’s Marketing Wizard who Thought Anyone was Buying it. (Seeing Jen’s Anistons, That Is)

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Only a theme song holds back a truly great religion.