This is Not the Hemma-Roid You Were Looking For, Day 226/35th Anniversary of That Joke in The Year of Fun.
1. With the Implementation of Widespread Public Toilet Facilities, Society Learned to Hone it’s Collective Cognitive Dissonance Skills toward the Physical. — From The Cognitive Dissident’s Guide to Getting Through the Day, Hygenics.
2. Pick Tonight’s Entertainment Based Solely on the Interest Level of the Entertainment, Not on Ambition.
3. Gen X Geezers (CNBC) — Guys My Age Reminisce About The P.I. (Pre-Internet) Age. Sponsored by Cialis and Rockabilly.