Too Hard to Roll That Way Anymore, Day 227, Blockheads in The Year of Fun.
1. Also, Admit Area 51 Exists.
2. Use Real Crow in Your Humble Pie for Sincerity and Delicious Crow Taste.
3. The Uncooker. It Uncooks. Hey, This Tuna Casserole is Burnt Like a Pile of Roofing Tiles. Uncook It. Uncook It? Yeah, Put It in Here, Like This, Rotate and (Bing) Uncook It.! Ooooooooohhh. Now This Tuna is Fresh Like Flipper. Uncook It. No More Unintentional Cajun Cuisine. Uncook It First. — An Infomercial from The Future.