Consistently Knowing Less Each Year Since 1987, Day 229, Grasping and Squinting in The Year of Fun.

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Consistently Knowing Less Each Year Since 1987, Day 229, Grasping and Squinting in The Year of Fun.

1. Nobody’s The Loser in This Smiling Contest! — Me, Tired And Slightly Manic. *

2. Pour One Out for All the Forgotten Jokes, Missed Opportunities and Awkward Misunderstandings of the Day. Tomorrow, My Frenemies. Tomorrow.

3. Seriously, Just Make Stuff Up About That Book You Read. Nobody Will Check and Nobody Cares. — How We’ll Be Perceived As Smart as Prescribed in the New Book ‘Nobody’s The Loser in This Smiling Contest.’

* Although, That Baby Definitely Won That Smiling Contest By A Wide (Wait for It) Smile.