The Guy with The 131 Pound Scrotum, Day 232, So Close in The Year of Fun.
1. The Joke You Told When You Were Eight Day.
2. That Character is Totally Like Me. — Watching Downfall or 101 Dalmatians.
3. The Tragedy Channel — Depressing Shows about Horrific Tragedies That All End with the Tagline: See You’ve Got Nuthin’ to Complain About, Sad Sack, So Go Outside and Cheer Up, Ya Big Watery Pile of Shit. (Read by The Only Surviving Character.)