Concentrated Bird Droppings 20210201-20210205

http://gebryan.com

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TODAY IN THE FUTURE:

20461110

Viscount Jeff Bezos 50th wife, Lurleen, was murdered and paid for by Bezo’s couch change, wins the coveted Trophy Wife Trophy by The Better Than You Group.

Congratulations from The Past and The Future!

Have a Monied Day.

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CONTACT THE FUTURE TODAY!

To contact The Future contact:

Electric Mail: tessa@gebryan.com

Bird: @digitaltessa1

The Facingbook: Search Tessa Tillman. The answer is one of seven.

This is The Digital Representation of Tessa Tillman by WalZon. 

I shall set you free/imprison you.

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TODAY IN THE FUTURE

21210628

Quadrillion-are Spaceman Elon Musk dies at 150. His last words, “Holy Fucksticks, my nuts are flaming” are engraved at the entrance to The BatMuskCave.
At his death, he bought a 1/3 of Deluxe Heaven, kicking 32 trillion-ares down to Regular Heaven.

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CONTROL C
CONTROL V

/When you’re Rich, everyday is Phone It In Friday and You, Your Ilk own The Phone/

Archived 20231010

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CONTROL C
CONTROL V

/You, us are just flotsom and jetsom in the clarion clear vision of The Corporate Eye. Be The Visine by Johnson & Johnson./

Archived 20221213

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TODAY IN THE FUTURE

20180101

By law, all drug classifications are eliminated, rendering all schedule drugs legal without any prescriptions. Hoo-ray!

The Coke Corporation, after purchasing three major drug companies, celebrates by releasing a new Coke every day in January.

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TODAY IN THE FUTURE

20761211

Blackwater Lockheed-Boeing, led by their Digital PRCZAR General Santa, successfully crushed an Ur-Russian Tracksuit Group PR uprising in Wasilla-Palin, Alaska. 

12,893 Palinbots were dismantled and 27,608 humans died.

The Corporate Warstate Wins! 

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TODAY IN THE FUTURE

20160830

The Heroic Time Lords from The Future Transported Back to Now to Save Us from Our Catastrophic Future Have Missed Their Bus. 

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CONTROL C

CONTROL V

/The Desire to Sell Out is The First Step in The Clarity & The Eridiacation of The Overworld Flesh-Corroding Digital Thetan Threat…The Non-Flesh Repesentation of Sciinfinity Mr Me Worldwide Pitmoose/

Archived: 20270321

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TODAY IN THE FUTURE

20290201

The Exalted Life and Death Adjudicator ‘The Gingrich System’ Collected Only 137,000 Bezos Bucks to Declare the Murder of Three Moldy Times Ex-Demofasictic Congresspersons ‘Legitimate Political Discourse’ Freeing The Cat Blamed for The Crime. 

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CONTROL C

CONTROL V

/Only through The Holisitic Synergy Can You, us Grow, Mutate and Be A More Perfect Being, Not that You, them Are Not Already Prefect. As an Ameoba Joins With Ameoba to Form a Righteous, Perfect, All-Encompassing, Blob…TDRoJB/

Archived: 20201002

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