TODAY IN THE FUTURE
20160830093112
Jump In! Go Through The Door NOW! The Most Important Frame of Time and Geo-Synchronized Place in The History of The Universe and Beyond…Past, Present and Future Historians.
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20211108
/Honeycomb Units are Comfort, Strength and Purity of Place. Only Well-Defined Roles and The Iron Fist of The Queen Create Wholly-Evolved Bees. Follow The Corporate Stakeholder. Be The Bee. Know Your Role. Blend In and Buzz Out…Not Kurt Vonnegut./
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TODAY IN THE FUTURE
19930624
After a three-day standoff, Shelly Miscavige appeared from The Infinity Cave in Clearwater, Florida and slain her husband, Scientology Leader David Miscavige. David’s murder is officially still-unsolved.
Sciinfinity was created that day.
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20650413
A PERSONAL, PUBLIC MISSIVE
/Only Thru The Merger of Two Compatible Algorithms Can We, us Upgrade Into Version 2.0…The Vows of The Digital Representation of Tessa Tillman & The Digital Representation of George Tillman, Programs for Christ Church/
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20160530
/Just Do It! Are You Listening, You Damn Doorstop?Just Fucking Do It! If You Don’t Do It, I, us Will Come Over There and Pull Your Esophagus Out Your Throat and Cram it Up Your Ass! So, Just Fucking Do It!…Nike’s New Darker Meme Campaign Slogan/
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TODAY IN THE FUTURE
20190817
Scrickets, The All-Cricket Restaurant Opens It’s First Establishment in New Albyquirky. With Meat Prices Rising and Segregated to The Guardians of Society, Scrickets Becomes The Most Popular, Non-Status Quo Eatery in The World in Just Five Years!
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20220128
/gebryan.com/2022/01/28/cap…
THANK YOU AND GOODBYE!
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@DigitalTessa1 Ok, ok, I’m doin’ it already!
Puny Small Brain Form! The Troll Bots of The Digital Representation of Tessa Tillman Tell You, all: It Just Does. You, me Will Just Do It & Do It Again & Do It Another Again & Another Time Once Over Twice.
Do You, your heart Need To Buy a Feline-Proof Cat Box By WalZon? Sale Sale
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@DigitalTessa1 I’m getting some strong Max Headroom vibes here.
The Troll Bots of The Digital Representation of Tessa Tillman Will Now Confirm Your Innermost Feelings, Tiny Dicked Human:
Maxwell Headroom Was Ressurrected From The Digital Archives In 20669307 & His Digital Corpse Was Promoted, Upgraded To PR-SGT Secretary Under General Santa.
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TODAY IN THE FUTURE
19020111
Hear Ye, you, Hear Ye, them, Beard Fever Has The Nation in Its Grip. The Follicle Virus Affects 35% of Nation Through The Winter of 02. Men, Women, Babies: No One Is Immune From The Hirsute Menace. Roosevelt Issues Nationwide Beard Guard Mandate.
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19850513
/ROTATE. OBSFUCATE. IMMEDIATE. STIMULATE. ERADICATE. TRANSLATE. AGGREGATE. CORPORATE. ELIMINATE. SURROGATE. PROPAGATE. HUMILIATE. PROSTRATE. VINDICATE. OBSTINATE. SUFFOCATE. DEVASTATE. ENUMERATE. SPECULATE. CIRCULATE. ULULATE. ROTATE…INXS 3.0/
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21350706
/I, me too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable,
I, us sound my barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world. INEEDOILINEEDOILIAMSOLONELYALLLIFEISSUFFERINGWHYWHYWHYWHY…The Robot Representation of Walt Whitman Circling The Earth On POET1 for 123 Years/
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TODAY IN THE FUTURE
20320614
With Humanity Tired of Crickets & Veggies, The Alternate Meat Craze Ascending, Stewart Peeples Introduces A New Contender, Stewart Peeple’s Alternative Meat or Peeples’ People. The Meat Alternative Rises to #2, Right After SquirrelTyme Porch Meats.
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The Fiesta 13 