TODAY IN THE FUTURE
19880913
After A Combination of Lightning, Spilled Coffee & A Struck Groove, DJ Eddie Blayne Accidentally Sent The Song ‘Don’t Worry, Be Happy’ 3 Trillion Miles Into Space. Upon Hearing, The Time Lords Called Off Their Armada & Had A Nice Iced Lemonade.
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/GOD IS DEAD!
HE*SHE*US*THEM*WE*IT*
DIED TRYING TO DO A PULL-UP ON THE PULL-UP BAR.
HE WAS SO HEAVY HE COULDN’T LIFT HIMSELF UP AFTER CREATING A BAR THAT COULD HOLD HIM.
…Harold, Friedrich Nietzsche’s Little Brother After A Spicy Chili Stew & Fitful Nap/
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TODAY IN THE FUTURE
19020901
After Returning from ‘Abroad’ with an Oak Box that Shows Movies, Old Man Blayne Starts The First Fiesta 13 Theater in Blaine, Ne. The First Movie, A Trip To The Moon was the First Short to Contain The “Voices From The Future” Mysterious Technology.
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/Time Is Money.
Money Is Love.
Love Is Suffering.
Suffering Is The Key To Success.
Success Is The Reason for Life.
Life is Money, Love, Suffering, Success & The Reason.
But There Is No Reason, Just Money.
& Eventually Everyone Dies…Depsheet Chopra./
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/Waddle On Down To
The Food Penguin,
The Food Penguin,
Eat a Recycled Meat Sam-ich
The Food Penguin,
The Food Penguin,
Climb Baloney Mountain at
The Food Penguin,
The Food Penguin,
That’s F-O-O-D P-E-N-G-U-I-N
…New Logo Ceremony. Song By Mama Blayne./
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TODAY IN THE FUTURE
347230907
After A Three-Quadrillion Mile Trip, Synthetic Astronautbot Christa McAulliff Reached The Edge of The Universe. There Was Just A Sign. Told The Sky Would Be Paved With Gold, A Despondent McAuliff Headed Back to Earth 7, Empty-Robot-Handed.
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The Fiesta 13 