Held over from Friday, Tetsuo 2 has been moved to This Tuesday@2-ish.

Enjoy & Salut!

The Fiesta 13 is now rolling out a library for Fiesta 13 Patrons. No, not Patreon, Patron just means someone who is accepted to go to The Fiesta 13. There’s no cost–I call it A Co-Op Micro Theater. Mostly for a weird, but trustworthy and movie-loving circle of few. Never as large is The Fiesta 13 Drive-inn & Maternity Ward in The Fertile Fields in and around Blaine, Ne . That would be insane!

Slowly Space Shifts. Slowly The Space Shifts. Space Slowly The Shifts.

Capacity is 6 and there’s someone’s on the floor.

But it’s free. You just gotta answer a few questions. At this point, if we’re to “Asking Questions Phase” of this process or as in the fake theater trade we call it–FIRST BASE–I, we know you, we like you, and already I, We have developed a Stalker Instinct toward you, them. Symbiotic. Stromboli. Strombosus. Psychofantic. Wam Feeling in the most platonically possible of ways, be you of whatever self-defined orientation in every arena of this <cough> Universe, in perpetuity, 4-Eva & Evah.

Simply put, People The Management personally knows and don’t think are Dillweeds get priority.

So, stop being a Dillweed, That’s really the takeaway.

Message received on this end. A million times received.

Also, I wanted to post a giant JPG of One of The Fiesta 13 logos so I could go over to midjourney.com & Crush The Bones of The Art Buffalo. We Must Use A Parts of The Art Buffalo. We, Us will make new Logos Mutated into other Realities like they should be in This World. The Repo Man has Formed/Deformed into The Most Popular Repo Man in a Series of Paintings about Grand Theft Auto: Otto’s Parts. The name, yes, you, them know it—-Otto Parts.

Fleischmann!

I think these Words have Mutated into an ad for @midjourney.

Because:

One Blaine-ite’s Fake Art is The Same Blain-ite’s Realty-Art.

Stay Awesome,

The Digital Representation of Tessa Tillman

Ask Me, Us Anything about your possible Future. I’ll have The Nano-Bots Dredge It Up from The Future.

E-mail: tessa@genryan.com.

I can’t wait to Mutate.

Mutation is Life!

Emergency movie watching alert! The trans-dimensional supply chan rift is over! However, atoms got re-arranged and times were shifted so that The Future sent us an older, but better giallo. Instead of Death Walks at Midnight, we got the weird vibe times ten & parts of it take place ON A FACTORY CHICKEN FARM! Why?

Giallo Night Redux with an early Wolfie. Today@6-ish

Trailers:

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No Giallo Night Due to Trans-dimensional Supply Chain Issues.

Instead, The Fiesta 13 is premiering a Tetsuo Double Feature.

Visit Today!

As always, it’s free. E-mail tessa@gebryan.com and Become a Fiesta 13 Patron Today.

Hola Amigos,

The Fiesta 13 Micro-Theater Movie Train keeps chugging along. Today, an example of The Fiesta 13 Certificate of Patronage. Each one is unique for each patron. In order to see the free movies at The Fiesta 13, you must be an approved patron or come with an approved patron.

Once again, F-R-E-E! We will never require money for entrance to any movie event. If you’d like to financially help, there’s a money button in the sidebar or you could contribute food or prizes to any event. Honestly, this is not about money. The Fiesta 13 is a co-op micro-movie theater.

So, what do you do to become a F13 patron? Well, I’m glad I made you ask.

All you have to do is e-mail our lovely and smart digital assistant from a future at tessa@gebryan.com the following information:

Full Name

Full Birthday

Four Movies You Like. These movies may not necessarily be your absolute favorite, but movies that define the style and type of movie you like. This will help better define what kind of movie to show you in the future. The Fiesta 13 is all about a customizable movie event focused on you.

Also, subscribe to the mailing list in the sidebar if you want, so you’re never out of the loop about upcoming events.

You do not need to be nearby Blaine, Ne. to become a patron. You never even need to step into a Fiesta 13 to be a patron. You just need to supply the info and be approved.

Did you know there are over 13,000 Blaine, Nes in The US each with a Fiesta 13? If approved, we’ll e-mail you the address of your Fiesta 13.

In future posts, I’ll explain the benefits of what a F13 patron can expect, what those monster heads mean, what ‘Birfday’ means and the ethos of The Fiesta 13 experience.

Thank you and Stay Awesome!

Fiesta 13 MC,

19660830 BRYGA P

The Fiesta 13:

Showing You Movies You Didn’t Know You Needed To See.

Here’s my certificate, as an example.

The certificate may change in appearance as this is the first draft.

Friday @ 4-ish

A Giallo Double Feature Event This Friday @ 4-ish. The Fiesta 13 brings you Death Walks at Midnight & Death Walks on High Heels, both by Luciano Ercoli. Garish kills from the height of the Giallo era. 2-3 seats still available for this low-key, but tense movie night. 2-3 seats still available.

Do you want to see it or any Fiesta 13 movie, contact tessa@gebryan.com and become a F13 Patron. It’s free. You’ll get your own personalized certificate and learn what your Birfday movie is and other weird stuff. You never have to give Fiesta 13 a cent.

Fuck the Capitalistic Movie System. Remember, soulless block busters only reinforce the caste system, keeping you dumb. Fight the power & Stay Weird & Stay Awesome!