Two new-ish horror movies to stave off The Relentless Christmas Machine. First up, Ti West’s prequel to X, Pearl, followed by the surprise horror hit of October, Smile. Also, new movie trailers and Yay or Nay on new music videos.
This is the Grand Re-Re-opening of The Fiesta 13
Here’s what’s new:
FOUR BRAND NEW RED LEATHER THEATER CHAIRS! Better than your local crappy corporate theater chairs.
REMASTERED DOLBY ATMOS SOUND! We’re about 80 percent there in finishing THE PERFECT SOUND MIX! We even talked to our neighbors & they don’t care how loud it gets. SO, LET’S BLOW OUT THE WINDOWS @ EVERY SHOWING!
A 160-INCH SCREEN IN 4K! The picture fills your whole vision.
A GREAT NEW RUG! It’s red. Matches the chairs.
THE CLEANEST BATHROOM SO FAR! We’ve been peeing sitting down. THAT’S HOW DEDICATED WE ARE TO A GREAT MOVIE EXPERIENCE!
THC-O GUMMIES! FOOD! DRINKS! CHARGE YOUR DEVICES WHILE YOU WATCH! A CUP HOLDER & TABLE FOR EVERY PATRON! YOUR OWN X-BOX ONE CONTROLLER FOR GAMING. YOUR OWN HAND TOWEL! To paraphrase Ford Dent, a good (hand) towel is all you need.
CHARLEY THE CAT! Friendlier than ever!
We hope you’ll become a Patron today. E-mail email@example.com to become a Patron. It’s free. (You could bring food to eat and leave in appreciation.)
We hope to expand to five or six events a week with up to 6 people per showing. The first 3 to 4 Patrons to let me know they’re coming get all the goodies! Everyone else gets a single chair, that’s it. So, don’t snooze, so you don’t lose!
The Movies & Trailers: