No One Guessed, So No Winners. We Thought This One Was Easy. We Used The New Version 5 of Midjourney. While More Accurate with Context, Midjourney’s Changes, While More Accurate, Are Also Approaching The Mediocity Quickly. You Can See Kenneth Branaugh As Hercule Poroit. Plus, There’s The English Casts of And Then There Were None & The ABC Murders. No Tony Randall, That’s My Favorite Version of The ABC Murders.
Again, All We Do With This Game is Put In The Book Titles with No Modifiers to Generate The Pictures.
Even though The Fiesta 13 is on Vacation The Next Week, We’re Starting a New, Daily Feature—HUGWIND!—Tomorrow. Check It Out.
Everyone Knows We Love David Cronenberg. And There’s A New TV Series Based on His Classic 1988 Body Horror Creeper, Dead Ringers. The New Series Stars Rachael Weitz in The Jeremy Irons Role.
To Celebrate, Let’s Revisit This Classic. We’ll Also Play The Trailer Reel Digging Deep into Pop Culture Circa September 8, 1988.
Dead Ringers is on HBOMax, So Play Along This Weekend and Couple The Trailer Reel Below With One of Cronenberg’s Bigger Budget, But Lesser Seen Movies.
It’s New Release Trailer Reel Time! The Fiesta 13 Continues to Dig & Refine What’s Out There to Bring You an Interesting Trailer Reel as Your Guide in Picking New Content to Watch or Play in The Upcoming Week. Designed to Be Watched Sometime Before Monday, Preferably Before A Movie.
Some Changes. Now Each Graphic Tells You Where You Can The New Release As Well As What Day It Premieres!.
So, Glance At The Graphic, If Anything Grabs You, Check Out The Trailer Reel.
The Fiesta 13 Enjoys A Wide Variety of Movies. Creative and Non-Creatives Types Spend A Lot of Work Making Movies, So Let’s Check ‘Em Out. We Spent The Weekend Cruising The “About To Leave” Section of All The Streaming Services Looking to Tick Movies Off “The Giant List of Movies We Should See Before We Die.”
We Watched The Classic Art House Film Alphaville from Jean Luc Goddard. Hadn’t Seen It, But It Is Hard to Mess Up The Durable Sci-Fi Noir Combo, Even with The Now Outdated Philosophical Underpinnings Present in The Film. Interesting.
Good, But A Bit Underwhelming.
We Also Watched Berry Gordy’s The Last Dragon. While Skimpy on The Kung-Fu, The Rest of The Movie Shined in All of The Standard Kung-Fu Plot Machinations With A Little Blacksploitation Thrown In for Good Measure.
A Surprising Win. Well-Made & Well-Paced for A Fung-Fu Flick.
We Also Screened Our New 4k Version of Dazed & Confused. Well Worth It.
So, What Does This Have To Do With Bat Pu$$y, A Terrible Porny Flick From 1973?
Nothing, But That Movie Does Occupy Too Much Rent-Free Space in Our Minds. In Searching for Something Sleazy & Similar, We’re Searching for An Elusive Movie-Going Experience.
That Rare WTF, The ‘We Have Not Seen That Before’ Moment. BP is 60 Minutes of WTF with A Short Trip to Crazy Town. Is it Good? Oh, No. Not At All. BP is The Room-Level Bad.
Do We Regret Seeing The Room or Bat Pu$$y? No, The Room Was Another, Rare, Unique Movie-Going Experience, Not To Be Missed. Even Without The Rifftrax. Same With Bat Pu$$y.
The Fiesta 13 Lives to Venture Into The Weird. The Home Address for Most Movies Should Be Squarely Located in Crazy Town.
Tomorrow @The Fiesta 13, Robotmania Rolls On, It’s a Robot Dog Double Feature, Both from 1979, The Golden Age of Man’s Best Mechanical Friend. Or Enemy.
Originally, We Were Looking at Wes Anderson’s Isle of Dogs for Robot Dogs Until We Found This Little Seen Italian Star Wars’ Knockoff, The Humanoid. Richard Kiel & Chicken Nugget-Lovin’ Barbara Bach! The Quality Isn’t The Best, But We Have A Minor Quest to See All of The Star Wars (& Jaws) Rip-offs of The Late 70’s and Early 80’s.
Then, By Suggestion, it’s C.H.O.M.P.S. With Valerie Bertinelli & A Cast of B-List Character Actors, We’re Pretty Sure We Saw This One As A Kid, Let’s See How The Cheese Holds Up.
Also, A Robot Dog-Themed Trailer Reel and The Free Big Bag of Firy Expired Beef Jerky Promotion Continues.
The Fiesta 13, Roll Over. Good Boy. Now, Let’s Fire Up The Lasers!
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