A Bag of Warm, Viscous Fluid in A Cheep Plastic Microwave, Day ’98 in The Year of Fun. 1. ‘Sploytation Day. Pick a Trope and ‘Sploytate. 2. Soup Flavored Ice Cream for True Ice Cream Soup. 3. ‘Everybody Remembers A 140 Degree Day.’ —Stringer Bell in Hell. Continue reading A Bag of Warm, Viscous Fluid in A Cheep Plastic Microwave, Day ’98 in The Year of Fun
’97 Bottles of Weird on The Wall, ’97 Days of Fun. YOFO. 1. Ee-Wee or IIWII or It Is What It Is. Man. 2. Replace Head With TV For Next Gen Virtual ‘Life’. 3. “This Whipped Cream Is Best Served With Nipples” —Uncle Al’s Alcohol Whipping Creamed Shooters. Continue reading ’97 Bottles of Weird on The Wall, ’97 Days of Fun. YOFO.
Over The Boulder Hold Her Shoulder, Day 96, Yo MTV Fun Year! 1. It’s Three Minutes to Midnight, Do You Know Where Your Doomsday Clock Is? 2. I’m The Loni Anderson of Drinking. And You’re The Burt Reynolds of Drunks. 3. Under The Wire—My Life As A Pro Limbo Dancer by ‘Big Wheels’ Matt, Quadriplegic Limbo Champ, ’87-’93. Huh? Whazzat? Oh, I’m still on vacation. Continue reading Over The Boulder Hold Her Shoulder, Day 96, Yo MTV Fun Year.
Fishing for Memes at Dogma Lake, Day ’95, Reelin’ in The Years of Fun. 1. Watch Old Russ Meyer Movie, Pour Out Bag of Popcorn for My Homie. 2. It’s Adam and Eve, Not Toothbrush and Steve.–Shelly. 3. Inanimate Object Puppet Show for the Pets. Vacation Today: Population Me.(Plus Lady Friend) Continue reading Fishing for Memes at Dogma Lake, Day ’95, Reelin’ in The Years of Fun
Hail to The Kaiser, Roll in the New Year, of Fun, Day ’94: 1. Make the Math Work, Add More Variables. 2. Death Muddin’ 3000, Buck Wild Edition. 3. Starting at Zero, Figure Out How Long It Would Take You To Reach One Million Dollars On Your Current Salary. Pretend You’ll Live That Long. Continue reading Hail to The Kaiser, Roll in the New Year, of Fun, Day ’94
Bitten By A Jelly Fish in The Sea of Possibility, Day ’93, Oh, The Years of Fun: 1. Today’s Random Number is 27. Once Again, Today’s Lucky Random Number is 27. 2. Speak ‘N Spell Name Day. (G-L-O-R-I-A) 3. Build Cut-Rate Time Machine. Kill Hitler’s Third Cousin, Luigi. Pop Culture Today: Miss the Game of Thrones premiere? Watch it here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007HNFREW?tag=-10-15-20 Continue reading Bitten By A Jelly Fish in The Sea of Possibility, Day ’93, Oh, The Years of Fun
Day ’91 in The Year of Fun, Like You Care: 1. Is It Already Passive Aggressive Day, Why Didn’t You Tell Me? 2. Pretend to Quit Job/Project/Cigarettes/Sex/Eating/Relationship/Website/Breathing. 3. Logan Run’s Brand Milk. Monday Today: It’s April Fool’s Day. Ugh, right? http://www.aprilfools.com/ Continue reading Day ’91 in The Year of Fun, Like You Care
Day House ’90, In The Year of Our Lord, Grand Master Fun: 1. Change Alignment from Lawful Good to _______. (Roll D20) 2. Glue Green Plastic Grass Beards for Easter Eggs/Children. 3. Which Corporate Sponsored Tattoo is Right for You? Jesus Today: Today is Jesus Take The Wheel Day. Make sure to renew Jesus’ Driver’s License before letting him drive. http://www.facebook.com/JesusTakeTheWheelDay Continue reading Day House ’90, In The Year of Our Lord, Grand Master Fun
Day ’89 Luftballoons, Das Jahr der Fun: 1. Plastic Hanger Mobile Art Project Day. (Laundry) 2. #createnewhashtagmeme. 3. Ride The Vomit Comet to The Full Pink Moon. Nostalgia Today: All Your Base Are Belong To Us. Somebody set us up the bomb. Continue reading Day ’89 Luftballoons, Das Jahr der Fun
Day ‘Ate Ate Eight, The Year of Fun: 1. Gamify Your Instincts. 2. Gasify Your Intestines. 3. Gayify Your Interests. Pop Culture Today: Facebook and every single blog on the Internet is about to explode in stupid six-second videos. The new update to Vine out today adds posting to Facebook and the web. http://vine.co Continue reading Day ‘Ate Ate Eight, The Year of Fun