A Bag of Warm, Viscous Fluid in A Cheep Plastic Microwave, Day ’98 in The Year of Fun

A Bag of Warm, Viscous Fluid in A Cheep Plastic Microwave, Day ’98 in The Year of Fun. 1. ‘Sploytation Day. Pick a Trope and ‘Sploytate. 2. Soup Flavored Ice Cream for True Ice Cream Soup. 3. ‘Everybody Remembers A 140 Degree Day.’ —Stringer Bell in Hell. Continue reading A Bag of Warm, Viscous Fluid in A Cheep Plastic Microwave, Day ’98 in The Year of Fun

Over The Boulder Hold Her Shoulder, Day 96, Yo MTV Fun Year.

Over The Boulder Hold Her Shoulder, Day 96, Yo MTV Fun Year! 1. It’s Three Minutes to Midnight, Do You Know Where Your Doomsday Clock Is? 2. I’m The Loni Anderson of Drinking. And You’re The Burt Reynolds of Drunks. 3. Under The Wire—My Life As A Pro Limbo Dancer by ‘Big Wheels’ Matt, Quadriplegic Limbo Champ, ’87-’93. Huh? Whazzat? Oh, I’m still on vacation. Continue reading Over The Boulder Hold Her Shoulder, Day 96, Yo MTV Fun Year.

Fishing for Memes at Dogma Lake, Day ’95, Reelin’ in The Years of Fun

Fishing for Memes at Dogma Lake, Day ’95, Reelin’ in The Years of Fun. 1. Watch Old Russ Meyer Movie, Pour Out Bag of Popcorn for My Homie. 2. It’s Adam and Eve, Not Toothbrush and Steve.–Shelly. 3. Inanimate Object Puppet Show for the Pets. Vacation Today: Population Me.(Plus Lady Friend) Continue reading Fishing for Memes at Dogma Lake, Day ’95, Reelin’ in The Years of Fun

Hail to The Kaiser, Roll in the New Year, of Fun, Day ’94

Hail to The Kaiser, Roll in the New Year, of Fun, Day ’94: 1. Make the Math Work, Add More Variables. 2. Death Muddin’ 3000, Buck Wild Edition. 3. Starting at Zero, Figure Out How Long It Would Take You To Reach One Million Dollars On Your Current Salary. Pretend You’ll Live That Long. Continue reading Hail to The Kaiser, Roll in the New Year, of Fun, Day ’94

Bitten By A Jelly Fish in The Sea of Possibility, Day ’93, Oh, The Years of Fun

Bitten By A Jelly Fish in The Sea of Possibility, Day ’93, Oh, The Years of Fun: 1. Today’s Random Number is 27. Once Again, Today’s Lucky Random Number is 27. 2. Speak ‘N Spell Name Day. (G-L-O-R-I-A) 3. Build Cut-Rate Time Machine. Kill Hitler’s Third Cousin, Luigi. Pop Culture Today: Miss the Game of Thrones premiere? Watch it here: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B007HNFREW?tag=-10-15-20 Continue reading Bitten By A Jelly Fish in The Sea of Possibility, Day ’93, Oh, The Years of Fun

Day House ’90, In The Year of Our Lord, Grand Master Fun

Day House ’90, In The Year of Our Lord, Grand Master Fun: 1. Change Alignment from Lawful Good to _______. (Roll D20) 2. Glue Green Plastic Grass Beards for Easter Eggs/Children. 3. Which Corporate Sponsored Tattoo is Right for You? Jesus Today: Today is Jesus Take The Wheel Day. Make sure to renew Jesus’ Driver’s License before letting him drive. http://www.facebook.com/JesusTakeTheWheelDay Continue reading Day House ’90, In The Year of Our Lord, Grand Master Fun