Grinding Down The Point of No Return, Day 123. Year. Fun.

Grinding Down The Point of No Return, Day 123. Year. Fun. 1. Make A Strange Dog’s Day. Let Them Know You’re Intimidated By Their Caged Barking. 2. Enjoy A Fine Second World Dinner. 3. “Because Nobody Would Ever Watch A Live Show About People Sitting Around Watching A Reality Show, That’s Why.” Nostalgia Today: Hoobastank. Right?! This actually happened to me today… I was walking to The Russ’s, feet from my house, head still spinning with the French film Holy Motors, when this Siegfried and Roy White Tiger White Suburban Monster SUV stops beside me. Eye contact. “Hey, can I … Continue reading Grinding Down The Point of No Return, Day 123. Year. Fun.

Hail to The Kaiser, Roll in the New Year, of Fun, Day ’94

Hail to The Kaiser, Roll in the New Year, of Fun, Day ’94: 1. Make the Math Work, Add More Variables. 2. Death Muddin’ 3000, Buck Wild Edition. 3. Starting at Zero, Figure Out How Long It Would Take You To Reach One Million Dollars On Your Current Salary. Pretend You’ll Live That Long. Continue reading Hail to The Kaiser, Roll in the New Year, of Fun, Day ’94

And So It Begins, Again

Ever since I was a teen, I’ve watched at least five movies a week. I’m a total media junkie. Five Movies a week, 10 or so records, a boardgame or two, and a crapton of TV. Honestly, I’ve weighted it, a crapton. I’m in my mid 40’s now (remembering exact ages is for the soon to be depressed), so by my estimation I’ve seen thousands of movies. On the Buddism scale of quiet zen reflection, I’m a total failure unless, as I imagine this is the way the world now operates, we’re just a collection of what media we’ve consumed. … Continue reading And So It Begins, Again