Grinding Down The Point of No Return, Day 123. Year. Fun. 1. Make A Strange Dog’s Day. Let Them Know You’re Intimidated By Their Caged Barking. 2. Enjoy A Fine Second World Dinner. 3. “Because Nobody Would Ever Watch A Live Show About People Sitting Around Watching A Reality Show, That’s Why.” Nostalgia Today: Hoobastank. Right?! This actually happened to me today… I was walking to The Russ’s, feet from my house, head still spinning with the French film Holy Motors, when this Siegfried and Roy White Tiger White Suburban Monster SUV stops beside me. Eye contact. “Hey, can I … Continue reading Grinding Down The Point of No Return, Day 123. Year. Fun.
’97 Bottles of Weird on The Wall, ’97 Days of Fun. YOFO. 1. Ee-Wee or IIWII or It Is What It Is. Man. 2. Replace Head With TV For Next Gen Virtual ‘Life’. 3. “This Whipped Cream Is Best Served With Nipples” —Uncle Al’s Alcohol Whipping Creamed Shooters. Continue reading ’97 Bottles of Weird on The Wall, ’97 Days of Fun. YOFO.
Hail to The Kaiser, Roll in the New Year, of Fun, Day ’94: 1. Make the Math Work, Add More Variables. 2. Death Muddin’ 3000, Buck Wild Edition. 3. Starting at Zero, Figure Out How Long It Would Take You To Reach One Million Dollars On Your Current Salary. Pretend You’ll Live That Long. Continue reading Hail to The Kaiser, Roll in the New Year, of Fun, Day ’94
Saturday In The Park, I Think It Was The ’82 Days of Fun. 1. Add ‘-tini’ to Drink Names to Class It Up. 2. Whistle While You Pee. 3. ‘Sexy’ Chore Day. Pop Culture Today: Indy Dad Kurt Vile. Continue reading 3-23-13
Ever since I was a teen, I’ve watched at least five movies a week. I’m a total media junkie. Five Movies a week, 10 or so records, a boardgame or two, and a crapton of TV. Honestly, I’ve weighted it, a crapton. I’m in my mid 40’s now (remembering exact ages is for the soon to be depressed), so by my estimation I’ve seen thousands of movies. On the Buddism scale of quiet zen reflection, I’m a total failure unless, as I imagine this is the way the world now operates, we’re just a collection of what media we’ve consumed. … Continue reading And So It Begins, Again