Divining a New Book of Greek Mythology for the Mormon Crowd, Day 184 Gold-Plated Zeus Hats in The Year of Fire, Fire, Fire!

Divining a New Book of Greek Mythology for the Mormon Crowd, Day 184 Gold-Plated Zeus Hats in The Year of Fire, Fire, Fire! 1. Take New Fangled Java-Rich Online Quiz to Find Out Which Match Game Cast Member I Most Resemble. (Brett Somers) 2. “Take a Right at the Hardee’s, Go about a Mile, Then Left and Fall Down the Rabbit Hole Until You Crash Through The Looking-Glass. Take a Pill, Crouch to Enter the Tiny Door and You’re There, Wonderland.” –Bad Driving Directions to Wonderland. 3. Reminiscing About My Favorite 1970’s Single Panel Comic Strip Featuring Crudely Drawn Morbidly … Continue reading Divining a New Book of Greek Mythology for the Mormon Crowd, Day 184 Gold-Plated Zeus Hats in The Year of Fire, Fire, Fire!

The Squared Ouroboros, D’99 in The Frungs.

The Squared Ouroboros, D’99 in The Frungs. 1. “Hey Everybody, Sure Is Hot, Huh?” –Tomorrow’s Mandatory Weather Small Talk Phrase That Pays. 2. Opposite Sex Day. Make of That What You Will. 3. “What Stereotypes Really Love is Cash, Cash, Cash.”-Jay Z and Some New Country Singer’s New Song. —The Frungs— Available at Runza and Now in Theaters. Continue reading The Squared Ouroboros, D’99 in The Frungs.

Day ’86 The Year of Fun

Ear Worms for Your Head Hole. Day ’86 in The Year of Fun: 1. Third World Super Bowl ‘Winner’ T-Shirt Day. 2. Recombine DNA To Be More Amphibian. 3. Dancing For Architecture Class, 8pm. Not Failing Miserably at Everything is the New One Big Score. The Future Today: The way divorce will be handled in the future between man and woman, man and man, and woman and woman. Continue reading Day ’86 The Year of Fun

Abraxas by Santana (1970) ** and Headhunter (2011) ***1/2

Abraxas by Santana (1970) ** First Full Listen I hate George Lopez. He’s not funny. He shoots for the lowest common denominator, easiest jokes. He took a kidney from his wife and then divorced her. He’s the Mexican Jay Leno. Except, he’s also appointed himself America’s Hispanic Comedic Voice. C’mon Latino’s, shoot higher. And that’s how I feel about Santana. They’re the George Lopez of music. Just because you’ve been around forever, doesn’t make you the king. Oye Como Oy Vey! I saw Santana at Saturday in the Park. Let’s be more specific, I was in the same outdoor area … Continue reading Abraxas by Santana (1970) ** and Headhunter (2011) ***1/2

Sufjan Stevens All Delighted People EP

It’s the weekend after an extremely hard week mentally. I ain’t gonna lie, suddenly being off anti-depressants sucks. I have to get to the doctor for a renewal and it’s a long weekend with only next Monday as my first opportunity for a visit. The drugs didn’t make me ‘happy,’ but just kept the bottom from dropping out, kept the no-damn-reason black days away. And the black days just came two days ago. Is it a placebo, real or what? I don’t know. The emotions scramble my ability to tell. So, emotions also suck. They lie and distort your perceptions. … Continue reading Sufjan Stevens All Delighted People EP