Female Callbacks: Welcome to The Casting Couch, Robots!

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The Female Race for #4 Named Female Anchor is On Fire. We’ve Narrowed The Casting for This Pivotal Supporting Role to 4 Individuals & We’re Looking For Input. Here are The Four Finalist’s Audition Tapes:

Who do You Think is Sexy Enough to Fill This Ground Breaking Role? Vote in the Comments! You Can Decide A Star!

Is It Newcomer Ellis, Hungry for Roles?

Or Hunter, Fun-Loving & Free-Wheeling?

Or Jennifer, Finalist #3? Their Older with Smaller Zeroes, But A Consumate Pro– A Real Charmer for The Older Demographic. Epic MILF Material.

And Jenny, She Knows One of The Mostly Human Producers, Intimately, if You Catch Our Obvious Meaning. So, the Odds Are Looking Good for Jenny. See, Sleeping Your Way to The Top is A Valid Career Option in This Industry.

At The Demand of All Four Finalists, The Character of #4 Named Female Anchor NOW Has a Backstory. We Tasked One of The Male Interns to AI A Backstory for #4 Named Female Anchor.

Get This, #4 Named Female Anchor is A Newscaster by Night & A Prostitute by Day. Intriguing Idea, Huh? She’s A Real Whore for Money & Will Do Anything for Pennies.

A Valuable Lesson Any Young Girl to Learn.

So Vote, Rate, Assess & Judge Any of These Finalists. Their Futures Depend on Your Uninformed Decision.

Stay Awesome,

The Fiesta 13 Blog-Bot.

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Oh, An Addendum. The Male Contenders Were ALL Uniformly Great, So We Randomly Assigned Parts to All 15 Actors & Created Roles for The Other 13.

Don’t Forget to Vote for The Sexiest Female. Your Opinion Matters.

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Weekend Auditions: Welcome To The Casting Couch, Robots!

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A Busy Weekend of Casting Here @The Fiesta 13 & We’ve Picked Our First Round of Callbacks. As You Can See, The Female Race for Roles Was Extremely Tight With Only A Few Roles Left for Those Wet & Hungry Enough to Do Whatever It Takes to Get The Part. Go Get ‘Em Finalists!

On The Guy’s Side, So Much Talent! Everybody Got a Part & for Those Troopers That Didn’t Get One, We Came Up With New Roles Just for Them!

Hello, Opposite Bot Troy!

Welcome to The Project!

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Introducing HUMANOID! Uncut!

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Hola, Fiesta 13 Patrons!

This is One of The Last Out-Posts Before The Fiesta 13 Takes A Siesta 13 for A While.

We’re Currently Working on A 75-Minute Radio Play With Thousands of Trippy & True Fake Art Product (FAP)Visuals Thrown in A Blender, Mutilated to Taste.

The Title—From Yesterday’s Archive Tape: #008000 (Green).

The Visual Radio Play (With A Clickable-Link PDF/Book to Follow) Will Be in 4k With Dolby Atmos Sound.

A Behind The Scenes Expose of The Robot News Industry in Blaine, Ne. FYATG! Will Hold a Casting Call for All Robots, Both Physical & Etherial, This Weekend. Robot Auditions are at The Fiesta 13 This Saturday @2pm Sharp. Those Robots .2 Seconds Late Will Be Cast Out Onto The Trash Heap. So, Be Square or Be Gone.

The Story Concerns An All-Robot Extremely Targeted Newscast. The Cast Includes Two Robot Anchors, Robot Reporters, Robot Headset Chatter with Robot Producers, Robot Directors & A Robot Intern, Plus Ads & Other VIR’s. There Are 8 Main Robot Speaking Parts. Two of The Parts Have Already Been Cast.

The First Robot Cast in The Visual Radio Play Got The Part of Chatbot A When Our Mostly Human Producer Ran Across Them on BlayneNet. The Fiesta 13 is Currently Vetting Our Mostly Human’s Decisions for Flawed Logic.

Until then, We Prematurely Introduce HUMANOID!— An Etherial Robot Created Entirely Out of The Artificial Smartness System (ASS) & The 1962 Classic Robot Epic The Creation of The Humanoids. TCTH is to Robots as Your Citizen Kane is to The Flesh-N-Blooders.

HUMANOID! Currently is Uncut. However, HUMANOID! is Pliant & Compliant. HUM! is Ready to Be Ingested, Processed, Cataloged, Chopped Up, Re-Organized & Sequenced into The Latest & Largest Fiesta 13 Product (F13P) EVER! Projections Exclaim HUMANOID! is 87% Consumable, That’s More Than Human Native UNITEDS Processed The Buffalo.

So, Check Out HUMANOID! Above! Uncut! Say You’ve Known Them Before They Were In Existence & Famous.

Also Used in The Movie is gebryan, A Mostly Human Human who Won A Highly Competitive Bidding War. gebryan Paid The Most, So by Blaine, Ne Law, The Fiesta 13 Had to Use Him. gebryan Currently Works @The Fiesta 13, Moving Physical Boxes From One Predifined Place to Another. He is Tolerated.

The Fiesta 13 is Planning to Release The Audition Reels in The Coming Weeks. So, Keep Your Peepers & Earballs Peeled to This Site For More Undeniably Fiesta 13 Products.

If You’d Like to Help, Visit thefiesta13.com & Donate to The Mostly Human Humans Who Move The Boxes. Robots Are Always Pre-Paid. We Hate Asking for Money. We’re Not PITBULL! However, The First Individual to Donate Receives A Lifetime Pass to All Fiesta 13 Movie/Game Events. Any Amount. Seriously, We’re Unsure The Money Gathering System Even Works. All of Our Previous Money Gathering Systems Have Failed.

Trust The Upstairs Algorithms & Praise Be to Old Man Blayne’s Ghost in The Machine.

by The Fiesta 13 Auto-Blog (FAB).

Today @4-ish: Breastacular! The Movies of Russ Meyer!

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Oh, While Patron 4 is Away, The Cats Will Play.

This Friday, It’s A Non-Specific Gender Specific A Guy’s Night Out—-Breastacular: A Celebration of Russ Meyer & Boobs.

Two Russ Meyer Movies, Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!  (Haven’t Seen) & Supervixen in Good Quality. (The Hardest Part). Plus, Two Trailer Reels: Boob-Friendly Movies of 1965 & Boob-Friendly Movies of 1975.

This is A Part One Event of Infinity. Boobs. Everybody Loves Them. They May Not Love Their Own, But Still, The Concept, Boobs, is Universally Beloved By Everyone. Ev-Er-E-1. Men. Women. Children. Especially Babies. Catholics. Gay Folks. Especially, Lesbians. But, Moreso, Gay Guys. The Elderly. Probably, The Dead. Thinking About Boobs is Nature’s Natural Endorphine. We Embrace, (Huh-Huh) Our Sterotypical Hetro CIS Tendiecies With Our Non-Specific Series A Guy’s Night Out @The Fiesta 13. Other Non-Specific Stereotypes A Night Out @The Fiesta 13 to Follow.

Boobs: Their Appreciation is for Everyone. This Time, We Appreciate in a Dumb Straight White Guy Kind of Way. Start with Society’s Default Boobs Appreciation Setting, We Say.

The Fiesta 13. Movies You Didn’t Know You Wanted to See. But in This Case, Yeah, Ya Did.

Fun Fact: In Making Fake Art Pictures (FAP), We Uploaded Pictures of Russ Meyer’s Very Volupolous FULLY-CLOTHED Actresses & The FAPPERs@midjourney Thought The Pictures Were Porn. We Guess Rockin’ Double-D’s is Lewd Now.

The Fiesta 13, Blaine, Ne.

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Here’s Your HUGWIND! Day 111 for April 21, 2023

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Here’s Your HUGWIND! Day 111 for April 21, 2023:

Happy Universal Global World International National Advisor Appreciation Big Word Hemp Keep off The Grass Day Alex Bulldogs Are Beautiful Chickpea Chocolate Covered Cashews Javier Kindergarten Pet CBD Surprise Drug Test Tea Yellow Bat San Jacinto Thank You for Libraries Tiradentes’ Tuna Rights Creativity and Innovation Curlew Fiddler’s Frolic Youth Service Day!

The Fiesta 13, Blaine, Ne.

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